Yes I’m
Yes hmmms ow
Eh
Tnhk
Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)
i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it
The closest we've ever come to world peace was the summer of 2016 when pokemon go launched
Welcome to our hellsite, Redditors!
I can’t believe I’m actually thinking of coming back to this hellsite
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes
your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”
stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year
uh oh
Oh you joined tumblr in 2021?
The idea that new users are still joining tumblr, as if we aren't the same slowly dwindling population that's been trapped in here since 2017...
2017?
Oh no, friend, I've *been here* since 2009, I just feel like 2017 was when the gates fully shut and the rest of the internet started thinking we were dead.
Like the upstart sheriff of a town I memed at you, asking who you were to walk these streets. And you said, son, I own these streets.
I owe you a drink at the saloon.
I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good
i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him
i wish the people above a good day. i love and appreciate you and your singular braincell.
This gif is hilarious
Sess: *lands elegantly* Hm clearly this threat demands tactical thinking and-
Inuyasha: AHHHHHH
“Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating.”
— Simone Weil, Gravity and Grace. (via letterful)
someone once messaged me to let me know that Hannibal and Will’s age gap was problematic and I was just sitting there like…. Really…. that’s your first and most pressing issue with Hannigram, Really
they’re cannibals, susan
and, like, they’re in their forties
get it together, susan.
I love these tags.
This is the perfect sum up of the tumblr experience
Sound on Please
😩My Heart!!
i’m not crying😩
This man got his socks wet af just cuz she wanted to splash with him and that right there is what real love looks like
